longevity payment!
Sep. 15th, 2005 11:20 amUnivofMem: Jeremy, you've been here 6 years, congratulations here's $600!
jeremy: WHOO! MONEY!
*TaxMan enters the room*
TaxMan: woah, stop right there. I need to get my cut.
*TaxMan takes $195.90 from jeremy*
*TaxMan leaves the room*
*jeremy weeps openly*
*MATCU enters the room*
MATCU: You're set up for some deductions with direct deposit. I see you've had some money directly deposited. I'm gonna take some of that too, even though I know you get paid monthly.
*MATCU takes $119.29 from jeremy*
*MATCU leaves the room*
*jeremy cries again*
UnivofMem: Sucks to be you!
*UnivofMem leaves the room*
*jeremy sulks*
Bleh...out of my $600 longevity check I have $284.81. I can deal with the taxes, but not MATCU screwing up my direct deposit. I've only been paid monthly since Jan 2000. *grrs*